Hello everyone! After a short hiatus and a few breakdowns about the direction of this blog, I’m back! I think we can all agree that 2020 was a sh*t year and had many of us questioning wtf we’re actually doing with our lives.
Anyways, I was recently doing some internet browsing when I came across the ugliest effing shoes I have ever seen in my life. When I thought that Balenciaga couldn’t get any worse, they did. Which is why I have decided to introduce a new weekly series called, ✨ Sunday Roast ✨
In the UK it’s a tradition (or at least it is in my family) to have a roast dinner every Sunday. Which got me thinking, why not make it a new weekly tradition on my blog, as I have a lot to roast about.
Now that that’s out of the way, let’s dive in.
So, Balenciaga is a notorious brand for creating some of the most outrageous and in my opinion, the most hideous fashion pieces the world has ever seen. So when I stumbled across these “sneakers,” I couldn’t help but spit out my caramel latte in disgust. I really don’t think you’re ready for this…
Retailing at a reasonable £895, the High Toe sock sneakers are the perfect staple for your wardrobe! With the huge popularity of their sock sneakers (which I don’t hate too much), the designers at Balenciaga have decided that we’ve been missing a high-heeled sneaker in our collection.
These sneakers are the perfect balance of gym at 7pm, drinks at 9pm. The individual toe placements just scream comfort, whilst the high heels boast all of the right sexy vibes. They also come in a gorgeous shocking pink for my gals who were born to stand out!
For those of us with money, but want to remain discreet about it, the Balenciaga logo is subtly etched onto the sole of the shoe. They are nearly sold out on Net-a-Porter, so if you have FOMO, then I suggest buying these ASAP.
Not into the high-heeled sneaker trend? Then I have just the right pair of sneakers for you!
The Tyrex panelled faux-leather and mesh trainers, retailing at a reasonable £650, are the epitome of stunning.
The square toes give us all the vibes of the witches’ toe-less feet from Roald Dahl’s “The Witches.” This movie used to terrify me as a kid but if you don’t mind being mistaken for a witch, then more power to ya!
Unlike the first pair of “sneakers,” these have more of a discreet heel for my gals and guys who need a little bit of height, whilst remaining trendy. Sadly these sneakers are also nearly sold out and hopefully, they won’t be issuing a re-release anytime soon x
The last pair of shoes from Balenciaga that I’m Sunday roasting are these gorgeous wellies. Living in the UK, you can never be more prepared for the dramatic changes in weather, which is why these trendy wellies are sheer perfection.
Retailing at £695, these shoes are even labelled as “rainboot,” to avoid confusion with any of your other shoes. I don’t know about you, but I think all shoes should be labelled like this as I’m always mistaking my slippers with my sneakers. Absolutely genius!
The one thing that gets me though, is that the toe box comes to a point! Perfect for my gals and guys with extra-long middle toes. Inclusion at it’s finest right here. We love to see it 💖. Sadly, I won’t be able to hop onto this trend but I’m sure they’ll come out with something perfect for my tootsies soon.
Are there any brands or anything else in general that you’d like to be Sunday roasted? Let me know down below, as I thoroughly enjoyed this week!