Argghhhh how embarrassing! I only managed to do the Sunday Roast consecutively for 2 weeks (typical Lotty). I hope you can forgive me because I’m back with an absolute banger this week 💔.
This week’s roast is Louis Vuitton. Now usually I love this brand for its beautifully timeless pieces and plan on treating myself to my first LV bag when I get my next promotion. However, this season = 🤮🤮🤮. I was absolutely shooketh when I checked out their latest drop, oh boy!
Firstly, I’d like to say a huge thank you to the designers of LV for providing me with the best content for this week’s
Sunday Monday Roast. Now without further ado, let’s dive in.
So the first item on my list, is this gorgeous inflatable monogram canvas gilet. Yes, you heard me INFLATABLE.
Retailing at a reasonable £2510, this gilet is both stylish and a lifesaver. If you ever happen to board a plane/boat that goes down (touch wood it doesn’t), you can be sure to survive in style! However, if you’re a normal person and £2000+ is way over your budget, then perhaps a DIY with the packaging from your next Amazon delivery could suffice.
Ngl, if I saw someone wearing this on the tube, I’d happily “accidentally” pop it.
Next up, I have no words for this.
The designers at Louis Vuitton clearly need a cuddle as they’ve decided to sew teddy bears all over this bag. TEDDY BEARS. Now, these aren’t cute teddy bears made out of 100% cashmere, these are ones that resemble the free gift you get when you buy a packet of PG Tips.
This bag retails at £9400 and I’m struggling to see who the target audience is with this one. Anyone with a spare £10k for a bag that looks like they made it at arts and crafts class has to be a high earner in their 30s. Now if a man ever approached me with a teddy bear collection, I’d be straight out the door.
Finally, you’d be forgiven for thinking that this was a dressing gown, when in fact it is a coat. A CAMEL HAIR COAT. To think that there are people who will actually wear this outside, yet turn their nose up at others for going midnight shopping in pyjamas actually sends me off 😭.
Retailing at £4500, this “coat” is actually sold out and I can see why. Who wouldn’t want a snake dangling down like a penis and a flamingo breastfeeding on their chest?
Are there any brands or anything else in general that you’d like to be Sunday roasted? Let me know down below, as I thoroughly enjoyed this week!